Mysterious tweet of resurrected St. Valentine reads "Valentine's Day #fail *sigh*"

In what was reported to be the first kind of registered ghostly activity on the Internet,  St. Valentine of Rome opened an account on Twitter, sent out one tweet and then deleted it. It read, "Valentine's Day #fail *sigh*". Going by the IP address activity that could be made out, the account owner cut short a large number of requests by refreshing - perhaps because he was agitated (going by the tone of his only tweet). The company is investigating one direct message that he did send to a @extremeloverboy, which (according to investigations so far) were intense and long. Given the limit of characters per reply, they could be the source of the account owner's aggression.

@extremeloverboy, probably driven by the agitated responses, did his own research and was himself astounded at his ignorance about the day, and more about the person who was allegedly responding to him. His girlfriend, @hotchick (as it was proudly stated on his Twitter profile),  tweeted about having a grumpy date on her date and tweeted that she "had no clue why".

 Some of the replies the the account owner sent to @extremeloverboy mentioned that he thanks God, all the more, that he had early martyrdom by death by decapitation, lest he would see the travesty that the cause his sacrifice was for had been turned into. He was so disgusted at the fluff he saw that he had to quit and go back - which he did. He left a parting note, though. It said, "Love is not roseplay. It's hardcore martyrdom stuff! I hope you find it someday."

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