Us Prez Trump announces citizenship for non-American fan brigade, calling them "truer Americans"
The President of the United States, Donald J Trump, made a surprise announcement that his government will ease reforms to enable non-Americans who are citizens of other nations to get full, immediate American citizenship but with one condition: their loyalty to him. Before making the announcement, he gave the reporters in the White House media room a background to the necessity of this new policy.
"People all over the world support what I am trying to achieve—to Make America Great Again, even those who are not even from here. I appreciate the passion and effort they put into defending what I do and I want to return the favour", he said. "I have so many people at home who are hellbent, hellbent", he asserted in his imitable style, "on making my grand plans for the United States of America successful. The ones who stand for me should be taking lessons from my supporters abroad."
India, he said, was one of the places where many of these people reside. He made a special mention to all his Indian supporters. "I see it all over social media he says. There are Indians everywhere, everywhere, countering criticism of what I do. They're some of my true warriors. I wish I had them here with me in this country", he ranted on.
He made the announcement about the ease of process calling them "true, truer, truest Americans" who "totally" deserve it. In the usual animated manner of speech he is famous for, he told reporters that he recognised the big source behind the support: a Christian foundation. Part of it came from the evangelical churches directly, with the rest indirectly sourced from the sum total of beliefs they profess. Some say he is the "only Christian leader". Some claim divine revelation that he is God-chosen. Others quote his conservative Christian background. They top this off with his boldness to do what was never done before, take care of America's own first with strict policy and the decision to stick to his campaign promises.
But all's not well with Trump's delivery. It's ridden with official untruths, quid pro quo, and the big wall bill that he's cornering the legislation to pay, among other issues. We made an effort to follow up with some of them on why they hold steadfast to the President's views, and the offer, and also took this opportunity to ask them what they think about his shortfalls. As for the grand offer, some declined saying their own country is home. Others said they may consider, with a smirk. We had a bunch of enthusiastic people asking where and when they should apply.
They drew blanks when we questioned them on who's eventually paying for the wall, why he and his administration have been caught lying with their pants down (and the subsequent denial of that fact) and, of course, the Trump of all issues—impeachment. We didn't even have to complete the question for the onslaught of reasoning to start in his defense. They blamed that infamous Congresswoman for starting the cascade of steps against their beloved President. Then, they blamed that other Congresswoman for diligently keeping pace with its pace, making sure it did not slow down.
For us, the self-denial was vigorously splattered on the wall afresh each time by any one of those individuals as they proudly wore their defense. It was like a very, otherwise silly, subjective work of art, that someone pranked very gullible people into becoming followers of—like Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana exhibit. It was just that, with this one, everytime someone tried to eat the banana, there were ten more bananas up on the wall.
"People all over the world support what I am trying to achieve—to Make America Great Again, even those who are not even from here. I appreciate the passion and effort they put into defending what I do and I want to return the favour", he said. "I have so many people at home who are hellbent, hellbent", he asserted in his imitable style, "on making my grand plans for the United States of America successful. The ones who stand for me should be taking lessons from my supporters abroad."
India, he said, was one of the places where many of these people reside. He made a special mention to all his Indian supporters. "I see it all over social media he says. There are Indians everywhere, everywhere, countering criticism of what I do. They're some of my true warriors. I wish I had them here with me in this country", he ranted on.
He made the announcement about the ease of process calling them "true, truer, truest Americans" who "totally" deserve it. In the usual animated manner of speech he is famous for, he told reporters that he recognised the big source behind the support: a Christian foundation. Part of it came from the evangelical churches directly, with the rest indirectly sourced from the sum total of beliefs they profess. Some say he is the "only Christian leader". Some claim divine revelation that he is God-chosen. Others quote his conservative Christian background. They top this off with his boldness to do what was never done before, take care of America's own first with strict policy and the decision to stick to his campaign promises.
But all's not well with Trump's delivery. It's ridden with official untruths, quid pro quo, and the big wall bill that he's cornering the legislation to pay, among other issues. We made an effort to follow up with some of them on why they hold steadfast to the President's views, and the offer, and also took this opportunity to ask them what they think about his shortfalls. As for the grand offer, some declined saying their own country is home. Others said they may consider, with a smirk. We had a bunch of enthusiastic people asking where and when they should apply.
They drew blanks when we questioned them on who's eventually paying for the wall, why he and his administration have been caught lying with their pants down (and the subsequent denial of that fact) and, of course, the Trump of all issues—impeachment. We didn't even have to complete the question for the onslaught of reasoning to start in his defense. They blamed that infamous Congresswoman for starting the cascade of steps against their beloved President. Then, they blamed that other Congresswoman for diligently keeping pace with its pace, making sure it did not slow down.
For us, the self-denial was vigorously splattered on the wall afresh each time by any one of those individuals as they proudly wore their defense. It was like a very, otherwise silly, subjective work of art, that someone pranked very gullible people into becoming followers of—like Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana exhibit. It was just that, with this one, everytime someone tried to eat the banana, there were ten more bananas up on the wall.
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