Human mind market shortage sends industry into frenzy

A collaborative survey headed by the Conglomerate Of Major Industries Commission ascertained that, at the going rate of market growth, industries could run out of market. The press release of the survey's findings was made public at the headquarters of the organisation. It happens to be, ironically, next to its oil industries counterpart where there was a massive silent protest held for the increasing overuse of depleting resources from the Earth. There were newspaper reports of one also against the very much unnecessary logging as well that had been going on, in the area.

The team made it clear that if industries (major and minor) don't wake up and take notice, they could run out of markets and their strategies, resources and products could end up being junk, right when they're packed and ready to go. It highlighted the need for desperate measures to adapt to the already depleting market availability. Quoting from the findings, they said the market-psychological figures they gathered showed that the human mind will slowly outdo its market capacity. This, they asserted, after its been affected, inflicted and persuaded to be twisted enough to, unbeknownst, fund a market that will produce the profits that will keep the ever-growing money machines of the industries going. Threat response systems have worked so far, they said, but this time the threat is simply too overpowering for anyone to meddle with and avert risk.

When fielding questions from journalists, they scoffed at the idea, as suggested by some, that it was time to move market. They said that that the human mind market had the most capabilities given it ability to adapt. This was because it was rooted in the most robust and influence-able active choice making system that was known to man, was their reasoning. All evidence pointed to a full, bright and active conscience. "Crack that and there's no turning back", said the survey head, and all the panel members had a hearty laugh alongside him as if it was some kind of inside joke.  

They admitted that, as crippling as the desperate dependence on a single market was, the adventure of taking it on, always was and, will be a challenge they will not deny themselves the pleasure of. "Life's not just about work, work, work, after all. One must have some adventure as well", one of the prominent panel members quipped.

When asked about the possible event of proven intent to mangle the human race, they made it clear one's choice was, and must be, one's choice. That you can't thwart that right and other implications that protect it. They insisted they were playing by the book and didn't have any valid "reason for any such worry". Soon after the question was answered, the panel members said that would be the last question. They all got sudden headaches, which experts later attributed later to the nature of the last question. It is yet to be ascertained if they have recovered from their sudden attack.      
            

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